Just for random fun. Not recommended. But just in case you ever get bored.
1. Follow someone around for a few minutes and then speak into your watch saying "Agent 203, subject 493 is unresponsive. Code 34."
2. Run up the "down" escalators. When you reach the top, take the escalors down.
3. Walk up to a stranger is a grocery store and hand them a spatula. Say "The future of the earth depends on you."
4. Walk around a grocery store calmly. Suddenly, grab an apple, take a bite, and put it back.
Turn to the nearest person and say "You saw nothing."
5. Follow someone around and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.
6. Tell a stranger a very lame joke. Then start laughing at your own joke like a hyena.
7. Take out your cellphone and look at your text messages. Suddenly scream "Oh my god! I've been found! I'll have to pack my bags! I'll have to leave the country! I'll have to trim these nose hairs!"
8. Count to 100. When someone asks, say "I'm counting my brain cells."
9. Don't use deodorant. "Accidentally" stick your armpit in someone's face.
10. Go to a public washroom. Look in the mirror and scream "Oh my god! I'm hideous!"
11. Eavesdrop on other people's conversations and say "LOL, please!"
12. Go to a pet store. Ask to see all the rabbits. Pretend to have trouble picking which one to buy. Ask the employees which one tastes the best. If they ask, explain it's for your pet python.
13. Go to McDonalds. Order a bacon-cheeseburger placed between 2 Big Macs with extra Mocha sauce.
14. Go into a restaurant and order their most expensive meal stuffed inside their second most expensive meal.
15. Dress up as a private investigator with the trench coat, sunglasses, and magnifying glass. Show random people your ID and ask "Have you seen this person?"
16. Go to McDonalds. Order fries without the potatoes.
17. Go on the public transit. Find an empty seat next to someone and ask "May I sit down?" When they say yes, sit on their lap.
18. Walk around Walmart. Bump into someone and say "Oh my god. It's YOU again."
19. Run up to an old man. Throw your arms up and say "Oh my god! Grandpa?! I thought you
were dead! I can't believe you're alive! How about a hug for your favorite grandson/daughter?"
20. Get into a taxi. When they ask where you want to go, say "Iceland."
21. Go to a grocery store. Pick up bacon and scream "What have they done to you, Porky?!"
22. Walk into Starbucks. Ask for directions to Tim Hortons.
23. Hug a random person. If people start staring, say "We're having a moment....Leave."
24. Go up to random people and say you're from a marketing research company. Ask them "If you had a magical snail that could grant you any wish. What would you wish for?" Record the answers.
(Leave the answers in the comments below)
25. Dress up as a salesman. Go up to random people and try selling Cheerios as mini donut-seeds.
26. Ride a bike past a cop while drinking juice and yell "You can't catch me!"
27. Walk up to a random person and say "You look like my last ex. So...you single?"
28. Go to a clothing store. Go into the change-rooms and stay in there for a long time. When the employee knocks on the door, scream "Hold on a second. I'm naked!"
29. Go to the library. Ask the librarian for a book on "How to Get Away With Murder."
30. Go to walmart. Buy 30 sacks of potatoes and tell the cashier you're preparing for the next Apocalypse. Return the potatoes the next day and say "I missed the apocalypse."
31. Go to Subway sandwiches. Order a subway with everything, but no bread.
32. Go to a restaurant you hate. Order "two omelettes, one extra runny and the other extra burnt." Order burnt toast with butter so hard you can't spread it, a bowl of salad with 1/4 teaspoon of sauce, half raw bacon, and coffee so weak it tastes like boiled water with coffee flavoring. When the waitor tells you he can't give you that, say "Why not? That's what you served me yesterday
33. Walk into a coffeeshop. Order a coffee then say "Aren't you going to ask me 'Do you want
fries with that?'"
34. Walk up to someone and say "Oh my god, it's you! We haven't talked in ages! How's it going?" See how they react.
35. Wear a white lab coat and carry a clipboard around with you. Ask people questions like
"On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you like eating?"
36. Walk around and yell at people "Button! Who has my button?!!"
37. Scream "The voices are back!" and clutch your head. Then, suddenly turn back normal and deny that ever happened if people ask.
38. Ask random people "Do you want to join the Dark Side?"
1. Follow someone around for a few minutes and then speak into your watch saying "Agent 203, subject 493 is unresponsive. Code 34."
2. Run up the "down" escalators. When you reach the top, take the escalors down.
3. Walk up to a stranger is a grocery store and hand them a spatula. Say "The future of the earth depends on you."
4. Walk around a grocery store calmly. Suddenly, grab an apple, take a bite, and put it back.
Turn to the nearest person and say "You saw nothing."
5. Follow someone around and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.
6. Tell a stranger a very lame joke. Then start laughing at your own joke like a hyena.
7. Take out your cellphone and look at your text messages. Suddenly scream "Oh my god! I've been found! I'll have to pack my bags! I'll have to leave the country! I'll have to trim these nose hairs!"
8. Count to 100. When someone asks, say "I'm counting my brain cells."
9. Don't use deodorant. "Accidentally" stick your armpit in someone's face.
10. Go to a public washroom. Look in the mirror and scream "Oh my god! I'm hideous!"
11. Eavesdrop on other people's conversations and say "LOL, please!"
12. Go to a pet store. Ask to see all the rabbits. Pretend to have trouble picking which one to buy. Ask the employees which one tastes the best. If they ask, explain it's for your pet python.
13. Go to McDonalds. Order a bacon-cheeseburger placed between 2 Big Macs with extra Mocha sauce.
14. Go into a restaurant and order their most expensive meal stuffed inside their second most expensive meal.
15. Dress up as a private investigator with the trench coat, sunglasses, and magnifying glass. Show random people your ID and ask "Have you seen this person?"
16. Go to McDonalds. Order fries without the potatoes.
17. Go on the public transit. Find an empty seat next to someone and ask "May I sit down?" When they say yes, sit on their lap.
18. Walk around Walmart. Bump into someone and say "Oh my god. It's YOU again."
19. Run up to an old man. Throw your arms up and say "Oh my god! Grandpa?! I thought you
were dead! I can't believe you're alive! How about a hug for your favorite grandson/daughter?"
20. Get into a taxi. When they ask where you want to go, say "Iceland."
21. Go to a grocery store. Pick up bacon and scream "What have they done to you, Porky?!"
22. Walk into Starbucks. Ask for directions to Tim Hortons.
23. Hug a random person. If people start staring, say "We're having a moment....Leave."
24. Go up to random people and say you're from a marketing research company. Ask them "If you had a magical snail that could grant you any wish. What would you wish for?" Record the answers.
(Leave the answers in the comments below)
25. Dress up as a salesman. Go up to random people and try selling Cheerios as mini donut-seeds.
26. Ride a bike past a cop while drinking juice and yell "You can't catch me!"
27. Walk up to a random person and say "You look like my last ex. So...you single?"
28. Go to a clothing store. Go into the change-rooms and stay in there for a long time. When the employee knocks on the door, scream "Hold on a second. I'm naked!"
29. Go to the library. Ask the librarian for a book on "How to Get Away With Murder."
30. Go to walmart. Buy 30 sacks of potatoes and tell the cashier you're preparing for the next Apocalypse. Return the potatoes the next day and say "I missed the apocalypse."
31. Go to Subway sandwiches. Order a subway with everything, but no bread.
32. Go to a restaurant you hate. Order "two omelettes, one extra runny and the other extra burnt." Order burnt toast with butter so hard you can't spread it, a bowl of salad with 1/4 teaspoon of sauce, half raw bacon, and coffee so weak it tastes like boiled water with coffee flavoring. When the waitor tells you he can't give you that, say "Why not? That's what you served me yesterday
33. Walk into a coffeeshop. Order a coffee then say "Aren't you going to ask me 'Do you want
fries with that?'"
34. Walk up to someone and say "Oh my god, it's you! We haven't talked in ages! How's it going?" See how they react.
35. Wear a white lab coat and carry a clipboard around with you. Ask people questions like
"On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you like eating?"
36. Walk around and yell at people "Button! Who has my button?!!"
37. Scream "The voices are back!" and clutch your head. Then, suddenly turn back normal and deny that ever happened if people ask.
38. Ask random people "Do you want to join the Dark Side?"
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